Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.
I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.
Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.
What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?
Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.
Lydia… You go with Stiles.
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that.
This is my April fools joke. I made brown e’s and texted my entire family that I made brownies and now they’re all excited.
Needless to say I’ve never been more proud of myself.
Update: My brother came home and screamed “BROWNIES HERE I COME!!!” and sprinted to the kitchen (in case if you can’t tell he fucking loves brownies) I held up one of the brown e’s and said “What? It’s a brown e.” and he just walked out the room face palming himself muttering “I fucking hate April Fool’s Day,”.
you are evil and i fucking love you omg
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
you’ve never met a british boy have you
oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits
thaats more like it.
hey handsome…………of that money to me
English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever